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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Crazy name with an Idiot conversation.

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to ANNIE WAN
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to ANNIE WAN!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im SUM WAN. And i need to talk to ANNIE WAN! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister ANNIE WAN that our brother was involved in an accident. NOE WAN got injured and now NOE WAN is being sent to the hospital. Right now AVERY WAN is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m SORI.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m SORI!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im SORI!!! Im SORI!!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im SUM WAN!!! SUM WAN!!! You better be careful my father is SUM BUDDY. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is NOE BUDDY.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i don't care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No AVERY BUDDY just married my aunt. And AVERY BUDDY doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : WHEECH WAN is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look I got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!? Toot… Toot… Toot…

Hahahaha... atu ancur..

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Tregedi Tanah Susur

Ngengggg….ngeenggg…. eeeeeeeee…. Woooooooo…. Huuhhh bek jua nda telangar. pada jam 5.25 minit pagi bertolak dari rumah untuk bekerja, jalan punya jalan rest lagi kreta atu brabis biasa kelambatan dah, jalan lagi syok macam jalan roller coster dilereng-lereng bukit. Semasa perjalanan selepas tanjung skali ku liat jalan ani jadi utan dah, rupanya tanah susur dari bukit sampai menutupi jalan raya. Tu nah gambarnya dibawah ah


Jalan raya di kawasan perkampungan Ayer Berkunci berdekatan dengan Kampong Setia 100% di tutupi oleh tanah susur dari bukit berdekatan, menurut informasi kejadian ini bermula pada jam 2 pagi yang mana menutupi separuh dari jalan berkenaan akan tetapi bermula pada jam 5.00 pagi tanah ini mulai menutupi jalan raya sehingga tidak dapat dilalui kenderaan



Dari Sudut Berbeza


Kelihatan tanah masih susur kebawah menutupi jalan raya dengan perlahan.



Pada jam 9.00 pagi, bantuan dari pihak tertentu bagi telah tiba seterusnya kerja-kerja penyelenggaraan dijalankan. Kerja-kerja membaik pulih mengambil masa selama 2 jam lebih.


Kerja-kerja pemulihan sedang rancak dijalankan dari pihak2 tertentu termasuk JKR, BOMBA dan tidak ketinggalan dari pihak Kementerian Kesihatan untuk menghalau pernyangat tabuan yang bersarang di pohon pokok yang hampir2 turut hanyut bersama tanah susur tersebut.


Malang sekali, setelah selesai separuh dari jalan yang ditutupi tanah tersebut, tanah dari bukit itu runtuh dengan drastiknya menyebabkan separuh dari mesin Kobelco tertimbus tanah dan tidak dapat berbuat apa-apa tindakan dan ianya juga menyebabkan robohnya sarang tabuan, keadaan menjadi panic. Nda pulang sampat ambil gambar tym panic ah. Terpaksatah menunggu lagi mesin bantuan yang lain.


Kelihatan deretan kenderaan termasuk bas sekolah terperangkap dalam kejadian tersebut, kesihannya tidak dapat berpatah balik memandangkan tanah sebelum tempat kejadian itu juga runtuh secara mendadak dan juga adanya kesan retakan jalan raya yang dianggarkan akan terputus dalam jangka masa terdekat.